Caitlin Kearney

Caitlin A. Kearney is a theatre actor and classical soprano, and must be held culpable for a wealth of cranky poetry, wise-cracking script, and maddeningly melancholy prose. In her longtime Muggle work as a FOH attendant on big musicals, she has oft dreamed of repeating George Michael’s feat of writing Careless Whisper whilst on the humble ushering job. In almost everything she does, she’s champing at the bit to make you laugh about her Clinical Depression and the path it has- for better or worse- set her life on. She is unnervingly passionate about bees.